WHITE HATS & BLACK HATS WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter CHORUS: white hats and black hats fight like dogs and cats. white hats and black hats fight like dogs and cats. I. inside the ring, colors fade away. can't see a thing, especially shades of grey. (repeat chorus) II. "we are the best! no other can compare!" say any less, and you lose your market share. (repeat chorus) III. outside the ring, we see what you are. we speak the truth; you only speak P.R. (repeat chorus) © Copyright 1987 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.