REJECTION IS MY FRIEND WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter INTRO: F7 - E7 A - E7 - F7 - E7 A I. when I was just a kid E7 living in the dead end, mama and papa said: F7 E7 rejection is your friend. A when I was in defeat, E7 I never woulda bought it. now I want to repeat: F7 E7 rejection is my friend. D7 C7 in the night time B7 C7 and in the daytime D7 E7 and might-makes-right time, F7 E7 rejection is my friend. INSTRUMENTAL: A - E7 - F7 - E7 A II. now it got to the point E7 that he was in the bedroom. you would get outta joint F7 E7 if you had such a friend. A how long I gotta wait E7 just to make some headroom? how can I penetrate F7 F#7 G7 G#7 this old cocoon? INSTRUMENTAL: A - E7 - A A - D - E7 - A A (vamp, continues under spoken part) SPOKEN: would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner? (no!) how 'bout a set of encyclopedias? (no!) may I have this dance? (no!) won't you take a chance? (no!) [stop vamp] can I have your baby? (no!) INSTRUMENTAL: A - E7 - F7 - E7 A ENDING: I don't pay child support. E7 I don't pay alimony. you won't see me in court. F7 E7 rejection is my friend. F7 E7 rejection is my friend. F7 F#7 G7 G#7 A7 rejection is my friend. © Copyright 1988 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.