I HATE MUSIC WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter INTRO: Dm - A7 - Bb - A7 Em - B7 Bb - A Dm I know you've all seen movies A7 about the world of film. Bb and we always read news stories A7 about how the press is such a gem. Em and the libraries are full of books B7 on the literary art. N.C. and there are so many stage shows Bb A about theatre. Dm - A7 - Bb - A7 (repeat progression under next section) spoken: "they all seem to say: the blank-blank industry is wonderful. I'm part of the blank-blank industry. therefore, I am wonderful. now I bet you think that just because I'm up here singing a song that I'm gonna sing you a song about how wonderful the music industry is. I'm not gonna do that at all. I'm not like that." Dm I hate music! A7 I mean what good does it do? Bb they say it soothes the savage beast. A7 well, let them all sing at the zoo. Em all those nasally nostrilled noses B7 blowing in microphones: N.C. the hills are alive Bb A with the sound of mucous. Dm I hate music! A7 consider the symphony. Bb in all there's maybe forty strings, A7 four strings on each instrument. Em and where do catgut strings come from? B7 one hundred and sixty cats! N.C. the hills are alive Bb A but the cats are dyin'. Dm - A7 - Bb - A7 (repeat progression under next section) spoken: "you'll never hear me say: the music industry is wonderful. I'm part of the music industry. therefore, I am, uh..." Dm I hate music! ENDING: Dm - A7 - Bb - A7 Em - B7 Bb - C#dim5 (add E) © Copyright 1976 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.