HUSBANDS WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter I. husbands pay the bills. you can quit school. he'll buy the clothes you need, and pay for all your food. II. husbands give you status you don't have to earn. you can watch his TV set as the world turns, as the world turns right by you. BRIDGE A: a husband is a useful thing beyond comparison. a husband is a useful thing beyond comparison. a husband is a useful thing. so I think I'll find me one. where do I find me one? III. husbands move the furniture and get the car to start. gives you chocolate candies in a Valentine's heart, St. Valentine's heart, no real heart. IV. and when you're through with him, he gives you child support, alimony payments after the divorce, after the divorce court. BRIDGE B: now a husband is a stupid thing beyond comparison. a husband is a stupid thing. god, they're really dumb. but a husband is a useful thing. so I think I'll find me one. where do I find me one? © Copyright 1983 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.