FAST FOOD WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter A = Aadd9 (no 3rd) INTRO: riff in A A I. there's a rat inside a wall, his habitat small. he'll never last: no fortitude. he's eating Fast Food. E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D pellets wouldn't do: F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E E much too hard to chew. E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D got a bad re - view. F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E G#/E got a new men - u. A-G#-F-G# (four times) oooh----- C6(add9) Dsus4 CHORUS: Fast Food brand rat poison, C6(add9) E/B E that's the rat's new ra - tion. A (intro riffs) I smell a rat. A II. the nourishment's before my eye. looks like a French fry. pour on the salt. it will conceal cholesterol meal. E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D burgers on a bun, F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E E high in sod - i - um, E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D taste all right to - day. F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E G#/E symptoms are delayed. A-G#-F-G# (four times) oooh----- /// REPEAT CHORUS /// INSTRUMENTAL: in A E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D III. sweet nuggets of death (half verse) F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E E and poisonberry jam E/D D#/D D D#/D E/D D#/D D soften up the teeth. F#/E F/E E F/E F#/E F/E G#/E the wolf becomes a lamb. A-G#-F-G# (four times) oooh----- /// REPEAT CHORUS /// /// REPEAT INTRO RIFFS /// A-G#-F-G# (four times) ENDING: I smell a rat! A-G#-F-G# (two times) I smell a rat! A (stop) I smell a rat! © Copyright 1987 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.